195 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

"I came out of the movie being so pro mer-MAIDS, but not that mer-MAID. The main one kinda sucks"

Aye mateys! Avast yer ears, we be talkin' Pirates 'round these parts, savvy? After the wet fart ending of the Pirates trilogy, they got (most of) the band back together for a tale of fountains of youth, mermaids and swashbuckling. Listen as we talk about that, Depp as Jack Sparrow, Penelope Cruz exposition, Pirate job interviews, mermaid names, Amanda Seyfried 2, ship controlling voodoo, zombies or mermaids, silly physics, Barbossa (the grungy dandy) and his skin, Pirates 1 being the ultimate summer movie, Pirates power rankings, Ian McShane's Blackbeard and Pirate Dave Navarro winning Best Supporting Character after one line.

All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!